Predictions
After a long year of persistent posting on The Persistent Burrito I feel that I should reward all of you with some predictions for 2006. This type of thing is ubiquitous, but most people are just plain dumb so their predictions don't count. Here are the Burrito predictions.
*Bill Maher will fail to be funny again. (there is something to be said for consistency)
*Mary Mapes will insist that she has relevance. (Joe Wilson will believe her)
*Ronnie Earle will focus his righteous wrath on bad people with the initials TD.
*Chris Matthews will squawk to empty bleachers.
*Hillary Clinton will resist the urge to have sex. Bill will not.
*John Murtha will buy an eraser and disappear.
*The newspaper of record's ombudsman will admit that the NYT is actually an affiliate of The Onion
*Saddam Hussein, in an attempt to garner attention, will sing karaoke in the courtroom. (The judge will allow it, but criticize Saddam's take on Mariah Carey)
Beannie Boy has more predictions than that, but feels that waiting for tomorrow will give him an easy topic for a post tomorrow. I'm sure that you can't wait.
posted by Beannie Boy at 4:52 PM
2 Comments:
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3:12 AM
I predict, mainstream press members involved with the current NSA leaks will do everything they can to throw sand into the gears of the Justice Department's leak investigation. They'd like to slow it down enough so that no conclusions can be drawn by the investigators until after the 2006 elections. They hope that after congressional elections are over, the steam will go out of the national security leak aspect of the story. Fat chance.
7:40 AM
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